"Capp- cappu- I can't pronounce it, but I like it."
-Britney Spears on "cappuccino"
(Gee Brit, life is hard)
"Were dirty pop. It's a trend now, but we were the first ones to do it!"
-Justin Timberlake
(*static* paging Justin's ego, I'm losing contact, you're too high I can't hear ya )
"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival held this year?"
-Christina Aguilera
(uh, I don't know, maybe in Cannes, France)
"Just because I looked sexy on the Rolling Stone cover doesn't mean I'm a naughty girl. I was just trying to attract older audience."
-Britney Spears
(.....and have perverted 40 year olds drool to your new boobs and jack-off to your image. You like it don't ya bitch!)
"I'm jealous of Ethiopian kids. I love to be skinny like them, except for the flies and the deaths."
-Mariah Carey
(you ignorant cunt, those dying kids are lucky if they get a slice of moldy bread!)
"Sometimes I wanna quit"
-Ricky Martin, on his undeserved success
(yes, please do so, I'm begging you!)
"My elementary school days were miserable. After Star Search, the jealousy got really bad that our neighbors slashed our tires."
-Christina Aguilera
(maybe it's because they didn't kiss your ass the way you wanted them to Chrissy honey)
"I've got a brain."
-Christina Aguilera
(sorry to burst your bubble, but the average human brain weights 3lb, and is big enough for common sense. That little grain of yours can't do shit!)
"I'm not just another bimbo."
-Christina Aguilera
(wanna bet, let's count the ways.....)
"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."
-Britney Spears
(and I have a pet leprechaun)
"Eminem and I would make a cute couple no?"
-Christina Aguilera
(he sure wouldn't agree on that one no?)
"I think everyon should have a great Wonderbra. There's so many ways to enhance them, everybody does it."
-Christina Aguilera
(is this what the people call a good role model for little girls?????)
"When I went to my prom with my boyfriend and Genie in a Bottle came on, all the girls cleared the dance floor."
-do you know anyone else who was dropped to the head at birth?
(slut. not everyone has bad taste in music)
"Get a dress that will make my baby win."
-Britney's dad
(seems like behind all this MTV detriment was Brit's very own family)
"It's tiny, what can I do?"
-Ricky Martin on his ass
(is it me or does this Jennifer Lopez wannabe talks a little too much about his ass?)
"I wouldn't do that for any other magazine. Rolling Stone tends to 'push the envelope'."
-Britney Spears
(anything for a Rolling Stone cover.....)
"If I fall, I'm dead. No more Christina Aguilera."
-who else talks about herself in the third person?!
(please fall....please fall....)
"I'm like an ocean, because I'm really deep."
-Christina Aguilera
(more like a pop-up kiddie pool don't a think you shallow cunt?)
"I deserve that Grammy."
-it's Chrissy again!
(don't try to sound confident you conceited brat! Actually, your writers deserve a Grammy, since you didn't lift up a pen for your record. Oh, wait, you'll break a nail, poor baby..........)
"The girl is so white it's not even funny."
-Christina Aguilera on some parody video
(shit, are all teeny stars racists?!)
"I always call my cousin because we're so close. We're almost like sisters, and we're also close because our moms are sisters."
-Britney Spears
(isn't that what makes you cousins Sherlock?)
"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff."
-Britney Spears
(um, Canada is right across the border, you sure made your Geography teacher proud)
"Did anyone say anything about Jennifer Aniston when she was on the cover on 'In Style'?"
-Britney Spears
(Jennifer Aniston is 15 years older than you)
"I think I'm more grounded, you know, and I know what I want out of life and I'm, you know, my morals are really, you know, strong and I have major beliefs about certain things and I think that has helped me, you know, from being, you know, coming from a really small town."
-Britney Spears
(WE KNOW!!!!)
"I always listen to 'NSYNC'S Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra."
-Britney Spears
(you must've lost the CD)
"There's enough Justin for everybody."
-Justin (nsuck)
(sharing is caring..........)
"Why do I, Mandy Moore, get a record deal?"
-Mandy Moore
(at least she's honest)
MORE TO COME! IF YOU HAVE A UNICELLULAR BRAINED QUOTE OF ANY ONE OF THESE DEGENERATES, EMAIL ME AND I'LL POST THEM HERE WITH FULL CREDIT.
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